Earlier this week, I asked an ostensibly rhetorical question via my Twitter account:
Is there anything sadder than throwing out expired condoms?
Answers to my question poured in, and I’ve collected my favorites below.
I thought of including this joke in the original tweet, but opted for simplicity and a good setup:
“Tweeting about it ;)”
“Talking about it on twitter?”
- @boucher
This one goes poetic:
“It’s the old adage: it’s better to have bought, not loved and tossed then never to [have] bought at all.”
- @danagel
While Daniel is more pragmatic:
“Yes. Using them.”
This rabid badger might have some illegitimate offspring of which he’s unaware:
“Condoms have expiration dates? Uh oh”
And Chockenberry, as always, is delightfully weird:
“DUDE DONT YOU KNOW YOU CAN MAKE BALOONS WITH THEM WASTE NOT WANT NOT”
The most disturbing, and also most amusing, however, was this:
“What about throwing up expired condoms?”
Enjoy the mental image, folks!
