Valentino Amaro met Monique Harris in Pittsburgh's Hill District on Monday night. She spent the night at his home because "she needed a place to stay". And then in the morning, instead of making Amaro breakfast, Harris stole his wallet. And his car.
Amaro discovered his car was missing as he was headed to his job at the Omni William Penn Hotel. So instead of going to work, Amaro did what anyone would do. He went and stood around the area where he originally met Harris, for hours and hours.
…after he had been standing there throughout the day, he eventually saw her drive by in his car. "She drove right by me — thank God the light was red — and I ran over to the car and pulled her right out of the car," said Amaro.
This is a pretty good story. Harris crashed Amaro's car trying to get away, and Amaro proceeded to pull her out of the car and put her in a goddamned headlock. To top it all off, it all went down outside a police station, so the police promptly arrested Harris.
What really makes this story, however, is this picture of Valentino Amaro himself:
Now that is one happy victim.
