One Foot Tsunami consists of attempts at humor from the diseased mind of Paul Kafasis. Paul thanks you for reading One Foot Tsunami. If he knew you were coming, he’d have baked a cake.

You can read his pithier ramblings on Twitter, under the username @pbones.

You can also contact him directly by sending an email to paul@onefoottsunami.com.

Special thanks are due to @antichrista for help with this site’s design, as well as @msteciuk for additional artwork.