One Foot Tsunami consists of humor from the warped mind of Paul Kafasis. Paul would love to thank you for reading One Foot Tsunami, but he's too busy writing great new content for you (yes, you!). Paul publishes one new post to this site each weekday and spends a good chunk of the rest of his time writing about himself in the third person.

If you just can't get enough of Paul's comedy, follow @PBones on Twitter.

Paul loves hearing from readers. You can contact him directly by sending an email to paul@onefoottsunami.com.

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Acknowledgements

Special thanks are due to @antichrista for help with this site's design, as well as @msteciuk for additional artwork.