Just in time for lunch, the April edition of Barvd is here (What’s Barvd?) with more nausea-inducing tweets! Try to keep that turkey sandwich down as you read on:

@badbanana

“Crunchy” (also known as “Chunky”) peanut butter is disgusting, but here in America everyone is entitled to their own opinions about what sorts of things pass for food, no matter how incorrect they may be. Crunchy butter, however, just makes me physically ill. What could possibly be making it crunchy? Oh god…

@davidcairns

Oh sure, your mother knows you’re sorry, David, but what about the rest of us? We’ve had to suffer through your repellant and possibly pornographic Rapunzel re-telling. Don’t we deserve an apology as well? Or better yet, an explanation?

@antichrista

Now that’s just fucked up is what that is.

@mileskahn

Sometimes folks know when they’re being gross. Sometimes they even hashtag it. And sometimes, that acknowledgement still isn’t enough.

@Aimee_B_Loved

I first read about the weight-loss drug Alli back in 2007, from this hilarious and horrifying link. The part which has haunted me ever since is the website copy which read:

The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.

Oh bloody chunder, why?! Why compare it to pizza oil? How is that helping?!

That awful, awful note will be it for this month, but if you’ve spotted a disgusting tweet, you can nominate it for May. Submit a link and check back, or just subscribe to One Foot Tsunami.

Barvd is now a monthly feature (What’s Barvd?), appearing at the beginning of each month to show the foulest tweets of the past month. So today’s installment features the most disgusting tweets from the month of March. And new this month, commentary!

@adamisacson

I’ve run marathons. At the end, if you did it right and left it all on the course, you feel horrible. Your body hates you, and the contents of your stomach are threatening to make a re-appearance. Even with that in mind, I think this particular marathon would make me much, much sicker.

@jasonpermenter

Body odor on its own is fairly gross, but the idea of actually swallowing it? That’s truly revolting.

@luckyshirt

Humans have a visceral retching reaction to sour milk. I never thought a tweet would cause the same reaction, but here I am, stomach lurching.

@antichrista

If you get a dreadlock in your beer, you get yourself a new beer. That’s just a rule to live by.

@awryone

I refuse to comment on this tweet. I do not, however, refuse to share its horrors with you.

So there they are, the most appalling tweets of March. If you’ve spotted a disgusting tweet, why not nominate it for April? Submit a link, then check back at the beginning of May.

Better still, subscribe to One Foot Tsunami. The first million subscribers get it free, so act fast!

Barvd’s third installment is here (What’s Barvd?), so get ready to get nauseated! Grab a bucket and read away:

@texburgher

@biorhythmist

@sween

@biorhythmist

@damselesque

That’s all pretty gross, and you’re all sickening in my book. My disgusting, disgusting book.

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Barvd is back (What’s Barvd?) with more nausea-inducing tweets! Just try holding down your lunch as you read on!

@abigvictory

@jkubicek

@ccsteff

@trelvix

@nevenmrgan

We laughed. We cried. We puked. Now let’s never speak of these again. Especially Neven’s.

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Accompanying the Newest Tweet Tracker introductory post, here’s the first full installment of Barvd. You may also wish to check out the Origins post.

From @moltz

From @seanhussey

From @sloganeerist

From @poeks

Another from @poeks

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Be sure to read the Newest Tweet Tracker post to fully understand this post. These two tweets constitute the origins of Barvd, and this post is backdated to the day Bavrd.com was purchased.

From @texburgher

From @msteciuk