@badbanana

“Crunchy” (also known as “Chunky”) peanut butter is disgusting, but here in America everyone is entitled to their own opinions about what sorts of things pass for food, no matter how incorrect they may be. Crunchy butter, however, just makes me physically ill. What could possibly be making it crunchy? Oh god…

@davidcairns

Oh sure, your mother knows you’re sorry, David, but what about the rest of us? We’ve had to suffer through your repellant and possibly pornographic Rapunzel re-telling. Don’t we deserve an apology as well? Or better yet, an explanation?

@antichrista

Now that’s just fucked up is what that is.

@mileskahn

Sometimes folks know when they’re being gross. Sometimes they even hashtag it. And sometimes, that acknowledgement still isn’t enough.

@Aimee_B_Loved

I first read about the weight-loss drug Alli back in 2007, from this hilarious and horrifying link. The part which has haunted me ever since is the website copy which read:

The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.

Oh bloody chunder, why?! Why compare it to pizza oil? How is that helping?!

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@adamisacson

I’ve run marathons. At the end, if you did it right and left it all on the course, you feel horrible. Your body hates you, and the contents of your stomach are threatening to make a re-appearance. Even with that in mind, I think this particular marathon would make me much, much sicker.

@jasonpermenter

Body odor on its own is fairly gross, but the idea of actually swallowing it? That’s truly revolting.

@luckyshirt

Humans have a visceral retching reaction to sour milk. I never thought a tweet would cause the same reaction, but here I am, stomach lurching.

@antichrista

If you get a dreadlock in your beer, you get yourself a new beer. That’s just a rule to live by.

@awryone

I refuse to comment on this tweet. I do not, however, refuse to share its horrors with you.

So there they are, the most appalling tweets of March. If you’ve spotted a disgusting tweet, why not nominate it for April? Submit a link, then check back at the beginning of May.

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@texburgher

@biorhythmist

@sween

@biorhythmist

@damselesque

That’s all pretty gross, and you’re all sickening in my book. My disgusting, disgusting book.

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@abigvictory

@jkubicek

@ccsteff

@trelvix

@nevenmrgan

We laughed. We cried. We puked. Now let’s never speak of these again. Especially Neven’s.

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From @moltz

From @seanhussey

From @sloganeerist

From @poeks

Another from @poeks

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From @texburgher

From @msteciuk